I Once Lived by a Lake in Montana

Yes. I did.

For three days.

Three beautiful days.












I communed with the beasts of the field:

I flitted with the birds of the air:

I had a pet moose.

Yes. I did.

He came when I whistled. See.

I loved living in Montana. It was spacious and beautiful. 
But you wouldn't wanna live there. Nah. Boring.
The antelope and the birds and my moose are just about the highlights of Montana, and you've seen them now, so...
there's really nothing left to see. Try Idaho. It's next door to Montana and Idaho has some interesting sights. I hear Hollywood stars think Idaho is pretty awesome.