What do you call a two-foot tall vampire?
I'll answer that one in a minute, but first you should know that the Empty Nesters got out of The Home again and they are roaming the neighborhood with empty pillowcases.
So if they knock on your door and shout, "Trick or treat! Smell my feet..." just tell them, kindly but firmly, to go home and put the pillowcases back on the pillows and take a nap. Do not give them candy. Or apples. Or nuts. Or medication. Well, maybe medication.
But under NO circumstances should you say, "OK. Trick!"
SomeONE will held responsible for the results if you invite these two to do something silly, and it can't possibly end well.
A pain in the knee.
That's what you call a two-foot tall vampire.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have any guts.
Don't cry. It'll be all right....